Family Pwned & Operated: Emerald Appliance Repair


I'll get my whole family to clown around and piss folks off!


Emerald Appliance Repair



SCHEDULE A REPAIR
About Us

Adam and Octavia Stevens of Emerald Appliance Repair
We fix GE, Maytag, Whirlpool and other washers and dryers
Dishwasher repair
Appliance Repair You Won't Soon Forget
Absolutely No Responsibility
A Family Unlike Any Other
My name is Adam T. Stevens. Me and my wife Octavia will drive by your neighbor's house late at night and honk. It doesn't matter if they send us a cease and desist letter threatening to take us to court and make a parody of our family pwned business Web site where we are shown making nuisances of ourselves. We also fix and sell things but we have difficulty spelling or even abbreviating the word 'license', so please don't ask for one.
Emerald Appliance Repair sets an example for others. We like to hang out with people who play horrible music as loud as we want and if someone has a problem with it, any one of us can just attack the person's character, right in front of our children, whom we are teaching to be just like us. If your neighbor has a problem with you, call in the professionals. We'll get the job done. All of us can pitch in. Remember, we fight dirty.
It's quite rare to find anything like our family. If you and your family like to attack people's characters, and if you like to instigate problems with your neighbors, please contact us so we can collaborate and exchange ideas. From time to time we sell and fix appliances. Should you actually decide to purchase or repair an appliance through us after reading all this, just hope you don't ever have a problem with the way we do business.

Subscribe

Sign up to hear from us

Our Story

Adam and Octavia of Emerald Appliance Repair

Emerald Appliance Repair was established by someone respectable a long time ago and ended up more recently in the hands of a strong, pioneering, hardworking immigrant and her demure husband. Instead of retiring the good name of the company, the previous owners were duped into selling the business to these two, who carry on quite foolishly even with the business name plastered all over the back of their vehicles when not arguing about what font to use on their Web site.

On various occasions in 2020 Adam T. Stevens drove by the wrong person's house late at night honking the horn after leaving a neighboring house. Everything that is done and said in front of this person's house is recorded. Stevens was reported to the authorities. One day while Stevens and his wife and children were there, music could once again be heard coming from this lot and another sample of it was manually obtained with a camera for evidence in anticipation of litigation.

Someone there noticed and called out, and another asked if the man gathering this evidence was a pervert, even though his camera had not even been pointed in their direction before this. Then, some children who were there with Stevens and his host started chanting "He's a pervert! He's a pervert!". A picture of the vehicle the Stevens family showed up in was obtained and it was noted that there were large decals on the back window spelling out 'Emerald Appliance Repair 559-229-7799'.

A cease and desist letter was sent to Adam Stevens, warning him he may be sued and that a Web site showing what has been happening may be uploaded and publicized if he did not apologize and if he did not agree to stop behaving in this way. Stevens and the party that was recorded playing music elected to deny everything and responded with their own cease and desist letter. Recently, after Stevens' vehicle passed by honking again, phone calls to the CHP and Mr. Steven's attorney were placed. Promptly afterward, this site went live.

We here at Emerald Appliance Repair appreciate your taking the time to read all about our adventures in Corcoran, California. Be sure to see our video of all the incidents described above.


Our Videos

Featuring Adam Stevens of Emerald Appliance Repair on the Horn



Book an Appointment

Sorry, this section of our site was WAY too complicated for us to set up. Just call the number on the back of our clown car. We exist mostly to piss people off but also are here for sales and service of refrigerators, freezers, ranges, cooktops, dishwashers, ovens, trash compactors and more. Maytag, GE, Whirlpool, Amana, Bosch, Frigidaire, KitchenAid, InSinkErator, Kenmore, LG, Moen, Samsung, and others would be appalled.



Photo Gallery




Contact Us


Send Message








Emerald Appliance Repair



Hours


Monday - Friday By Request
Saturday By Request
Sunday: Closed